No, all kidding aside.
Just leave the grid at the last minute, give the rest of the field about 1/2 a lap or more, and then start pushing hard side by side all the way till you catch up before the green flag.
Then your tires will be a lot hotter than the rest of the guys. Except me, as I will be doing the same thing next to you ;)
My 2 cents. Fast Freddy ;)